Now This is Podracing
A Poem
Now This is Podracing Now this is podracing, I say to myself As I make my toast, Put the bread on the shelf, Taking mental notes. Now this is podracing. I think all about This banger to tweet For a poppin’ view count, And the e-girl re-xeet. Now this is podracing. I thumb up my phone, And look all around, Make sure no one is home, And read it out loud. Now this is podracing. Bite my toast, pacing, Double check, send it through: “Now this is podracing” Two likes and five views, Now this is podracing.




You're "too clever by half" as my grandad used to say. This was hilarious and very well executed.